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Check this out - this guy is hilarious!! This is my favorite entry so far:

Five things I’ll be doing while you’re at Burning Man

August 25th, 2004

1. carefully stewarding my pallor
2. repeatedly watching Law & Order: Special Victims Unit on the TiVo
3. defecating indoors—copiously, often, and without queueing
4. not tongue-kissing a sweaty Java programmer in clown makeup named “Shanti”
5. wearing clothes—lots and lots of square, capitalist, heinous-body-covering clothes